Need donation to ship a Dell computer to Nigeria and get but t and nuts kissed.

[rimmerchant]

This is in response to a guy that wants to scam me out of a dell computer

from another thread here at sharkyextreme:
http://sharkyforums.com/showthread.p...5&pagenumber=1

heres a quick the excerpt of my prank to retaliate on him/her:

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I was bored at work and watching TV and suddenly I came out with
PLAN B!

I will have the scumbag kiss/lick my a$s, my nuts, and my dogs a&s.

how would I go about that u say?

I will fedex him a small box with a "verification" letter. In the box will be a letter and an unsealed prepaid addressed envelope. The letter will read something like:

" This letter is to confirm that the address for the computer shipment is correct. please simply put this letter and "check Yes" to the address verification box in the prepaid envelope and mail it back. as soon as we receive your verification letter will release the fedex package"

assumming the scumbag will lick the envelope to seal it he will have fall for my gag as the envelope will have been rubbed against my but t, my nuts, and my dogs but t.

only thing is now I have to find out how much to ship fedex express to nigeria. and come up with some donation to pay for the shipping. (I don't think it's that much to ship a small light box to nigeria is it?) I really don't want to spend more than $1 on this scammer. so if anyone can make a $0.25 donation to help me offset the cost of the shipping. please do so, thanks

paypal it to: [email protected]
(Of course if I get more than I needed I will refund it to people)

if anyone can help me create a good "Verification Letter" with Fedex logo it.(Using msword format and looks legit) I would appreciated it.
you can email the document to: [email protected]
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I really don't want to spend more than $1 on the scumbag so I need donations to fuel this prank. Please don't take this is a scam of mine to get donations as I am an honest guy with a job and a 99.8% postitive ebay rating. I will scan fedex shipping label for everyone to see here.

also I need someone to help me type the professional "verification " letter.

thanks to anyone that will support me.

ohh btw: before I goto the fedex. anyone know how much it will be to fedex express my package to nigeria?